Beijing travel is one of the most sought for travel holidays this summer season. Now with the South East Asia's tourism on the rise, Beijing travel is on top of the list of travellers.
Though Beijing is a quality destination and one of the most picturesque locations in the world, it is the opposite for the quality one Beijing hotel brochure. Interpreted by an unknown Chinese translator, the Beijing hotel brochure will certainly add enjoyment to anyone's Beijing travel.
A picture of the brochure itself is not available on the internet, however there are several accounts of people who have been handed the brochure on their Beijing travel, like this, and this.
Certainly, the Beijing hotel brochure merits a look during a wanderlust's Beijing travel to believe it. The brochure contains and markets the services of a unique hotel in Beijing.
The Beijing hotel brochure is allegedly handed to tourists during a Beijing travel adventure. It seems that the interpreter translated the brochure from Mandarin into English, word for word.
Take a look at the English translation of the funny Beijing hotel brochure below:
Getting There:
"Our representative will make you wait at the airport. The bus to the hotel runs along the lake shore. Soon you will feel pleasure in passing water. You will know that you are getting near the hotel, because you will go round the bend. The manager will await you in the entrance hall. He always tries to have intercourse with all new guests."
The Hotel:
"This is a family hotel, so children are very welcome. We of course are always pleased to accept adultery. Highly skilled nurses are available in the evenings to put down your children. Guests are invited to conjugate in the bar and expose themselves to others. But please note that ladies are not allowed to have babies in the bar. We organize social games, so no guest is ever left alone to play with them self."
The Restaurant:
"Our menus have been carefully chosen to be ordinary and unexciting. At dinner, our quartet will circulate from table to table, and fiddle with you."
Your Room:
"Every room has excellent facilities for your private parts. In winter, every room is on heat. Each room has a balcony offering views of outstanding obscenity! You will not be disturbed by traffic noise, since the road between the hotel and the lake is used only by pederasts."
Bed:
"Your bed has been made in accordance with local tradition. If you have any other ideas please ring for the chambermaid. Please take advantage of her. She will be very pleased to squash your shirts, blouses and underwear. If asked, she will also squeeze your trousers."
Above all:
"When you leave us at the end of your holiday, you will have no hope. You will struggle to forget it."
Did you have a good read? Certainly, you will "struggle to forget" your Beijing travel once you get a hold of this Beijing hotel brochure.
Travel service providers like hotels and tour operators need to use of local translators or computer programs like BabelFish or Google translator to widen their reach and gain potential clients in other language regions. The unnamed hotel in Beijing which you may encounter on your Beijing travel apparently relied on subpar translation services in order to make an English version of their hotel brochure.
The travel and tourism industry, even in Beijing travel tourism, is a large-scale industry. However, this kind of translation in hotel brochures seems to be the required standard for many 3 or 4-star hotels in the Chinese capital and second and third tier Chinese cities.
Beijing travel may be tiresome and expensive with the vast array of tourist destinations the place has to offer. But when you're tired on your Beijing travel and just need a good laugh, you can always read the translation above.
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